I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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