it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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