i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
There r osticjed everywhere
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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