i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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