The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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