I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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