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8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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