I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You need a sexual gate keeper
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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