I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You don't make any sense
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