Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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