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Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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