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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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