His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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