If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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