Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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