No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
