Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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