I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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