We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
tell me about the fingering
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