I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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