I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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