The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I understand Curling. That high.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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