you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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