How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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