Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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