Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I'm always down for nudity.
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