I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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