i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i drank out of a bidet.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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