Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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