just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Randomize
