That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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