so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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