i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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