Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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