what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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