That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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