its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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