the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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