just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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