Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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