Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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