Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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