If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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