I'm going to jail i love you
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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