I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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