apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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