just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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