no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i dont even know how to be here
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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