No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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