I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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