yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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