im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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