after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
