I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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