butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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