Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I take back everything I said about communal showers
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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