I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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