So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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